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« Reply #195 on: July 03, 2009, 04:45:19 PM »
Granted, but now you work for yourself and you never go to work, your business fails and you are bankrupt.


I wish I didn't have to listen to the awful folk music at this festival...... where I am working.
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« Reply #196 on: July 03, 2009, 09:22:49 PM »
Quote from: bitbrat on July 03, 2009, 04:45:19 PM
Granted, but now you work for yourself and you never go to work, your business fails and you are bankrupt.


I wish I didn't have to listen to the awful folk music at this festival...... where I am working.

Granted. Instead you get to listen to awful folk music that was recorded from another festival.

I wish that I had a penguin.
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« Reply #197 on: July 03, 2009, 09:46:41 PM »
Granted, but it feels lonely and won't stop humping you every time you where a tux.

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« Reply #198 on: July 03, 2009, 11:47:22 PM »
Granted, but since you know everything there is to know about it, you tire of Linux and move on to the newest OS, which you know nothing about.

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« Reply #199 on: July 04, 2009, 08:49:25 AM »
Granted:  But the World Health Organization finds out about it and takes it from you to feed the hungry through out the world and you never see it again.  Leaving you to shop at Wal Mart again like the rest of the middle class in the world.

I wish I had a girlfriend that was a nymphomanic with a coke connection, and owns a ferrari dealership!
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« Reply #200 on: July 04, 2009, 09:17:22 AM »
Quote from: default_user8 on July 04, 2009, 08:49:25 AM
I wish I had a girlfriend that was a nymphomanic with a coke connection, and owns a ferrari dealership!

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« Reply #201 on: July 06, 2009, 12:12:54 AM »
Granted, but she runs away with out budy inolepehc Wink

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« Reply #202 on: July 06, 2009, 01:03:06 PM »
Quote from: Kevin1a on July 06, 2009, 12:12:54 AM
Granted, but she runs away with out budy inolepehc Wink

haahah

(i think you meant "our" instead of "out", right?)
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« Reply #203 on: July 08, 2009, 08:23:19 PM »
Yes, thats what I meant.

Granted, I get my last wish because corruption failed!

I wish i had a private jet.
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« Reply #204 on: July 08, 2009, 09:16:27 PM »
Quote from: Kevin1a on July 08, 2009, 08:23:19 PM
Yes, thats what I meant.

Granted, I get my last wish because corruption failed!

I wish i had a private jet.

Granted, but the jet goes down over the Atlantic Ocean because the penguin I have somehow got on board and started humping the pilot's leg causing the pilot to lose control. This all could have been avoided if you didn't make your pilots wear tuxes.

I wish I invented something that would change the world.
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« Reply #205 on: July 08, 2009, 11:38:04 PM »
Granted, you invent a new type of bomb that goes off and kills all life on earth. No one lives to tell the story of how you invented the most powerful bomb, nor does any evidence of the bomb exist, since it was all blown to bits. The planet exists as a lifeless hulk like Mars.

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« Reply #206 on: July 09, 2009, 03:12:07 PM »
Granted. Your new nickname is Bubbles. Everyone including yourself makes jokes about blowing Bubbles as a kid. Then the FBI gets word and you end up on To Catch A Predator. You lose your job, reputation, and every thing else. You become really popular in prison and the new joke is about Bubbles blowing you.

I wish that every women was Bisexual and it was programmed into their DNA to have threesomes.
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« Reply #207 on: July 09, 2009, 04:50:13 PM »
Quote from: redbeardeddevil on July 09, 2009, 03:12:07 PM
I wish that every women was Bisexual and it was programmed into their DNA to have threesomes.

w00t! w00t!  let me be the third one in that wish dude LOL  Grin
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« Reply #208 on: July 10, 2009, 12:44:06 AM »
Quote from: redbeardeddevil on July 09, 2009, 03:12:07 PM
Granted. Your new nickname is Bubbles. Everyone including yourself makes jokes about blowing Bubbles as a kid. Then the FBI gets word and you end up on To Catch A Predator. You lose your job, reputation, and every thing else. You become really popular in prison and the new joke is about Bubbles blowing you.

I wish that every women was Bisexual and it was programmed into their DNA to have threesomes.
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Quote from: redbeardeddevil on July 09, 2009, 03:12:07 PM
I wish that every women was Bisexual and it was programmed into their DNA to have threesomes.

w00t! w00t!  let me be the third one in that wish dude LOL  Grin

So Inolepehc, I assume that you being the third one is your wish, so I will corrupt it and the one you didn't corrupt.

Granted! All women are bisexuals and want to have a threesome with redbeardeddevil and inolepehc, but you both realize that you are homosexual and cannot stand the idea of having sex with a woman! The women hound you so much and try to reverse rape you, and you both end up being suffocated to death in a mass of women flesh!

I wish that I could remember people's names perfectly since I am really bad at remembering peoples names...
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« Reply #209 on: July 10, 2009, 01:06:28 AM »
Granted: But you remember the name of every single person you every met, heard of, and have ever seen.  This mass of data eventually destroys every synapse in your brain leaving you a blubbering mass of whale schit that sits in the corner drooling.

I wish i was spongebob squarepants. Grin
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